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foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

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exemplarybehaviour:

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain 

“I tell her how isolated I feel and how lonely I am and hungry and tired and she says ‘oh.’”

- James Simon Kunen, The Strawberry Statement (1970)

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looks-like-sex:

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steverogerswintersoldier:

All you need to know about Jesse Pinkman in two screencaps

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foxnewsofficial:

next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed

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